Wednesday, February 16, 2011

silly job ad

My friend J.L. sent me this job listing for Dylan's Candy Bar. Because the Craigslist link will expire in a few days, I'll paste some of it here:

"We are looking for Sales Associates who will be responsible for consistently delivering exemplary customer service and sales at our flagship store.

Candidates that successfully complete round one interviews will be invited back to audition 'American Idol' style. Auditions will be approximately two minutes and are designed to showcase the candidate’s creative side. The candidate can elect to sing, dance, recite poetry, act out a skit, demonstrate artwork or do anything that showcases his/her unique personality."

Hmm, I didn't know that a person needed to be able to dance in order to use a cash register. I sure hope Simon Cowell won't be there.

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