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From craigslist: "Needed: SUPERSTAR Assistant with Backbone of Iron":

"The most successful applicants we be meticulous individuals not prone to minor and foolish errors who have the ability to accept criticism and work under pressure with a VERY DIFFICULT PERSONALITY whose priorities are ever-changing. Hours are 8:30 - 6:00 pm with some overtime required. "

Let me translate for you:

"Your future boss will be the most unforgiving asshole you've ever met. You must sleep with your iPhone on your pillow. Oh wait, nevermind. You won't have time to sleep."

I bet the pay is like $30k or something pitiful like that. I wonder if Mr. Future Boss wrote this himself, or if his minion wrote it and had Mr. Boss approve it. Mr. Boss is probably chuckling with pleasure over the description of his leadership style.